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The hot was fine though vicious. As former College Center ( D3) we would’ve handled defensive lineman with some nice crack back / low knee shots as payback. The issue was the DINDU NUFFIN taunting a clearly hurt / concussed player acting all Gang Snoop Dog style. That dude will murder somebody someday 

I couldn’t figure out the joke until I said it out loud in an Australian accent. +1 that was very funny.

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

Mike Pence’s beard: “hold my razor”

He’s had a beard for a while now, her name is Heidi. Keep up.

“tripods are not allowed in the seating areas.”

Salt risen bread. Hard to find but it is tomato sandwich bread. Dab had 1 every day from the first tomato till the last one. Cranked out 89 good years.

That reminds of an old Married... with Children episode where Al tells Peggy “the Bears are playing the Rams, and if you lose to the Rams, they throw you out of the league!”

...the posts were not meant to be public—they were “the result of an ongoing family dispute.

Uncle Daddy always put me in the trunk cage

Most never served, because they played HS Football for their country like Al Bundy.

I’m pissed at myself for waiting a day to read this. This is stellar. Fuck Maryland.

“unless you pull a Duggar and make the older kids work in drudgery raising the younger ones until they get married and leave.”

She even went after JoeMeeka. LMAO:

I died laughing, but then again I have a sense of humor.

I’m pretty sure her ability to deaden a room comes from her being a fucking necromancer.

The ‘ashy cross’ was left there by Satan - it’s his version of the “dirty Sanchez.”

My sorority composite was was more diverse than this.

Actually UConn brought in (back?) UConn’s Randy Edsall since both parties would prefer to pretend that Maryland thing never happened.