If that was Ivanka he would have stayed.

Talk about burying the lede.

Too small.

You learn to levitate if you have a dog that sometimes can’t make it thru the night and you step on it with your bare feet in a dark room.

Take one for the team (team=your wallet).

I believe his title was to be First Poon Hound.

What you said. His absolute lack of executive dress decorum overshadows any moral/blackmaily/general shitholeness he already possesses.

Saw him for freeee at Chicago blues fest last year. He is the shit.

What you smell is curry.

Never mind.

Is that herpes raging?

But yet he is a confirmed batchelor, always squiring the elegible ladies of palm beach.

And in less than 365 days he made himself no longer the most important man in the world. #winning

My wife, who rides, looked at a clip and said he sucks at that.

55 large goes a long way in keeping people from whipping your ass in middle school.

Maintains the line with his magnificent seed

Is that the last time an Olsen ate carbs?

Charlottesville show was bueno. REK said he preferred Charlottesville over Charlotte (Sat. night show) because Charlotte was missing something. About half the crowd realized he was talking about 6 letters.

Great to hear. Going Monday night in Charlottesville with the bride. He’s playing at a restored theatre that has comfortable seating. Very important at my wife’s age. REK is the shit.

IDK about that. Rachel tried to peg me once. #fuckmattlauerwhereverheis