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What is O/U on how many times he went Josh Duggar on the IT girl? Hypothetically speaking of course.

Could this be some sort of vulcan mind hex by Keurig? Follow me down the rabbit hole. 1. Keurig makes a product that environmentally sucks. They have already lost hardcore envro lib coffee market. 2. Holiday season is coming and sales suck. They decide to dump Hannity knowing that mouthbreathers will do what impotent

When’s the baby due?

...to “not curious enough but still an asshole”.

Can I get a waiver for my son? my college,great southern engineering school with pain in the ass offense said you need to take a year anywhere else with these classes, and then you are admitted. He decided to go to small d3 school and loves it, still loves my alma mater.

Not brain shaming here but isn’t she way too smart for cheeto. And opinions as well.

Trump is a formal guy. He wears a tie everywhere but on the golf course it seems. This is an old man who pisses himself thing. Btw I worked at a high end traditional men’s store in college. Showed up 1 Saturday on 2 hours of sleep with a Brown tassel and cordovan tassel shoe on. Oh the shit I caught.

Well tony weiner is an incureable horndog.

Alex the question is Can you manage your meth habit?

Brava!

Soon that may be a problem.

Lynchburg is home to that bastion of higher education, Liberty University. Their mascot, I shit you not, is the Flames. The teams with child bearers are known as the Lady Flames.

Thank you. I will use this until I shuffle off.

So. If you can’t hook me up if I have a heart attack you are not a fucking doctor.

Could we start talking about all the sexiness at the unite the right. Like this couple.

Wait a minute. What lovely accent do you possess?

same here. From Georgia, I assume he wants to grab her roughly. I know a couple of women from Alaska. They will fuck him up.

I will be returning to my homeland (the deep south) next week for a family reunion and would love to return the favor.

I’m an old (50's) and starting sparking up last year for the first time since my late 20's. Good stuff you kids have come up with. We have a Klan rally scheduled in my lovely town this Saturday and I will really dip into the bag before I go observe these dipshits with their Hitler swoop haircuts.