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Does anyone know if she was a virgin everywhere? You know, god’s loophole.

Hey hey hey now. I thought we decided the Methodists were pretty chill. Maybe we just fucked this one up.

Fred G. Sanford (the G is for graduate) is that you?

Why not both? That’s how I’m rolling now I’m an old man. 50+ and working every day. *i dont everyday just special days though

Love the Bozo hairline.

If history is any indication, rather than letting this go away, Dump will bring up time & time again about how his wife is not a whore and he won a lawsuit to prove it.

...and not on the mouth.

“CarelessNSloppy” was the working chapter title from Fred Thompson’s memoir about getting caught w KelleyAnne while dating another woman. His apology was less than forthcoming. “Honey you know it means nothing. I was careless and the pussy was sloppy.”

They should deport her and the rest of the jewish bears. Sn. v. Gorka

I don’t know how she was able to turn down this player, given the level of his game. Are we to assume all the Fox bimbettes that are on did get rogered by Roger?

100$ says he was making a truck engine sound like a 5 year old.

Where? I’m in Cville. First guess Buckingham, Fluvanna then Orange then Louisa. But there are corners of Albemarle as well.

Make sweet luv to the camera, mommie!

The five head is strong with this one.

Top right is a freak in bed. She parted her hair on the right, which is code for all access. The rest of these just lie there, with their missionary only left part. Bottom right(middle right part) will open all doors but only if totally hammered. The rest are cold fish.

WAR. DAMN. EAGLE.

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Colour My World by Chicago because I’m an old and I worked fast in junior high.