Would it be racist to call those two women ignorant tools?

The Braves tried this with Bryce Harper, but Harper, not quite getting the spirit of the hijinks, cold-cocked the previous Blooper, who retired after his hospital stay.

So Michael Irvin jabs somebody on the NFL Network with scissors (pleaseplease let it be Brian Billick. Ooh, or Deion Sanders.) and THAT’S when you’re going to flip channels? That’s when the party starts, my friend.

Corey Booker released a searchable .pdf

Corey Booker tweeted out a searchable version:

I wonder if the sale price includes David Pecker’s safe containing all the other incriminating stories about Donald Trump that Pecker caught and killed.

There was a time not too long ago when fellow Nats fans and I tried to make the argument that Bryce Harper was better than Trout. Boy does that seem foolish now.

The guy who plowed his car into the crowd that day was from Ohio. Ninety eight percent of the clowns who rallied in Charlottesville were from elsewhere. Charlottesville in the main is a progressive college town. Two years after that fateful weekend, virtually every business in the town has a sign in the window…

That sounds like a pre-existing condition. Which means - absent the Affordable Care Act, which he’s been trying to kill like a murderous stalker  -  he wouldn’t have coverage.

Another anecdote from the book is that the caddies at one of the clubs Trump belonged to grew so accustomed to him kicking his ball onto fairways that they nicknamed him “Pele.”

Did somebody check on the guy in the light green poncho bobbing in and out of view at the right edge of the above GIF who was apparently suffering a seizure?

Math is hard.

My money-making idea is Uber for under-served rural areas. I’m going to call it “Goober.”

Extremely exclusionary? Jesus, people.

Remember this?

I did not know Kathy Bates is a Jays fan

Wow.  Bring it down a notch Junior.

I drove you out? My work here is done.

Here’s just one example of how low you and those like you have sunk. Donald Trump lied to your face about have no business interests in Russia during the campaign when, in fact, the Trump Organization was actively negotiating to build - in Moscow - the tallest building in Europe, one that would bring in hundreds of…

As Adam Schiff said, the actions of Trump and his underlings - criminal or not - were immoral, unpatriotic, and corrupt.