You seem angry.

Didn’t know Bernie Sanders was into woodworking.

I hope you find some measure of stability and peace. You obviously have a sober self-awareness of the problem, which seems a giant step in coping and overcoming it. Best to you.

In a beautiful twist, the Nationals announced that chef and humanitarian Jose Andres will throw out the first pitch at game 5 (if necessary) and that although Donald Trump has said he will attend Game 5, he was not asked to throw out the first pitch.

Belichick is slipping. He could have been a real dick and taken ANOTHER penalty - the clock was rolling again after the false start was declined.  If Gase continued to be stubborn, that back and forth could have continued until the 2:00 warning.  Which would have been EPIC.

“All I wanted was to have some speed and have fun.”

Heck, I’d try ‘em in a heartbeat.

The first couple in the story weren’t doctors or psychiatrists either, but when they saw full pubic hair on their “6-year old” adoptive daughter, they knew something weird was going on.

So I read your GQ piece about Virginia, linked above, and in response I say this - with much love and respect - Fuck You.

So I have both Kupp and the Saints defense. Kupp’s TD got taken off the board. And the Saint’s defense got screwed out of a fumble return touchdown thanks to another blown call by the officials.

Did he say he likes to eat children?

Here’s the photo from the website of the law firm he works at:

Employment numbers might be good. But I would need independent verification of that, because I don’t believe a word that comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth.

Except that forecast was from August 29. It was 3 days old by the time Trump tweeted about Alabama. By then, forecasters knew that the storm was shifting north. Alabama was nowhere near any danger of being hit by then.

Petty? Really? A Category 2/3 hurricane is raging off the east coast of the United States at the very moment that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is giving a supposed update on the status. People’s lives, homes, and other property are at stake. Yet he chooses that critical time to double down on a stupid gaffe he…

He convinced me of one thing with this idiotic, wasteful, potentially dangerous, and technically criminal charade:

I think it’s the same game we called “Throw Back.” Whoever got tackled stood with his back facing everyone. He threw the ball behind him, and everyone scrambled for the ball to be the next runner.  Same game?

What the hell is Butts Up? (No way I’m googling THAT at work.)

The offense is a pretty good mix of old guys - Asdrubal Cabrera, Howie Kendrick, Matt Adams, Ryan Zimmerman, etc., sprinkled in with a core of really good young guys - Juan Soto, Trea Turner, Victor Robles, and, having a monster year, Anthony Rendon.

The Nats’ Stephen Strasburg sweats like a Lutheran eating a jalapeno salad. One time he used Icy Hot on his shoulder before a game and as he sweated profusely through the first innings all that perspiration carried a good amount of the stuff all the way down to Little Stephen and the Ball Boys, resulting in no small…