John Prine on MAGA:

An employer asking its employees to adhere to uniform standards is absolutely a crime against humanity. Enforcing it against a labor force of young minorities is institutional racism to the very core. And the NFL is the only place this is allowed to happen!

Untrue. Beckham Jr. points out a worst case scenario, but the truth is the “flimsy” pads have been proven to be a benefit to players in the event of a much more common knee-to-knee contact and also reduces the impact of a knee bouncing off a helmet. Those events don’t get as much play, but they do cause injuries.

I bet Dave Roberts can push all the right buttons to help with this...

He eats a whiskey pod,
He eats a vodka pod,
He eats a lager pod,
He eats a cider pod,
He eats the pods that remind him of the good Tide
He eats the pods that remind him of the better Tide

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

A woman came up to me yesterday and said to me, governor, please stop eating the Costco samples. those are for everyone.

Here is a star for all the hard work.

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

I feel like there’s a history between Ned and Cody...

Salvi Perez and the World Series of Life (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Alex Gordon wouldn’t have scored from third (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Jack Stack, Q39, Bryants which BBQ is best? (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Herrerra and Davis, they haunt the Mets (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shelter during twisters, don’t take the risk (yeah,…

1202 also happens to be the projected number of losses for the Royals this year.

I thought it was the frog guy meme for a second. 

The modern restaurants would be shut down in 6 days tops. People are idiots and food “revolutions” come in waves. First everybody has to freak out about some radical proposal (“RAW FISH? LOL WAAAT?”), then a few adventurous people try it and are made fun of. But they’re insufferable, and convince less insufferable…

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

Wow. A triumph of the reply.

Dear Penthouse,

This picture is a good Alighieri for the Wizards’ situation.

Baclava lives matter.