I’m no math wizard, but if there’s 90 minutes in a game, and Hazard scored in the 25th minute, it would be amazing for Liverpool to trail for 89 minutes.

People are cheering on this black woman saying that she’s ready to take a bullet for what she believes in while her white colleagues and so-called allies in congress who should have her back can’t even take a second to hop on Twitter and condemn the death threats against her. It’s a grim juxtaposition that I cannot…

Stumpf, when asked about this nickname, pulled out his best Mariah Carey impression.

Can’t get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name.

Exactly. I gave zero fucks about Boba Fett when I was a child and my feelings towards him went from “Haha, he died like a bitch” to “Why do all these people care about a guy who got taken out on accident?” Episode II was very cathartic because Obi Wan kicked the shit out of Jango and then Mace Windu cut Jango’s head…

I don’t know what’s going on here but let’s hope it ends up with somebody’s ass in the jackpot.

In his Twitter bio, Matt Bilinsky refers to himself as a satirist and an “accidental provocateur.” I hope he gets his ass kicked again just for that.

I’m amazed that a buzzcut from Sheboygan turned out to be a #WhitePride guy.

“reported”

First of all, I don’t believe for a SECOND that his kid asked about the lady saying ‘like’ a lot. He used his own child as a human shield to be bitchy. I also don’t believe for a second that he didn’t remember who she was. I’m part of the Broadway community (which is actually really tiny) and his reputation around…

Dude seriously, this looks bad. You should stop. Just sit down.

Yeah, he posted on twitter that it’s all a joke. But if asking for presents is a joke why do you leave an address? People will have sent him shit, and if they wanted to that’s fine. But he knew when posting the address that people would so claiming it’s all a joke rings hollow.

WHAT???

Bloodied versions of harmless, dead people/celebs as Halloween costumes is always tacky in my opinion. You don’t have to agree with me. I would also say it’s understandable for people to be more sensitive to a gory depiction of a celebrity who died relatively recently (especially if we’re talking 3 months recently…

I remember him doing an interview on Comedy Bang Bang, I think he was there to promote a book or something, and was talking about moving to Harlem. They asked about bookstores in Harlem and he said there weren’t any because “people there don’t read.”

You know, saying I’m petty for being irritated by his Twitter presence this week (and in general) is fair enough. But brushing off the Amy Winehouse corpse as “Dead celebrities are a thing at Halloween” is a little weird to me?

Rachel Bloom’s GQ statement is glorious.

I really like what Rachel had to say about the whole thing and that she wasn’t afraid to call him out for being out of touch.

It was so tasteless that I cannot even think about him without remembering it. I’m actually surprised this isn’t more known. If you Google it, you can see that very few sites reported it. Weird.

I came in here to bitch about the Amy Winehouse thing and was so glad to see it mentioned. I have a pretty sick sense of humor sometimes (my job requires me to have a bit of gallows humor to stay sane) but mocking someone who died after years of struggle is not a good look at all. It could have just been a fictional…