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Captain Janeway
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No, it was just luck that someone who dressed as complete fuckboy and made zero political statements regarding sexism that could rock the boat was the one who won everything...

100% Team Stripper.

Allah-u-akbar. This child came through with all his mental faculties intact. god is great.

TMZ reports Monday that Tyga may get arrested for failing to pay Riekena’s settlement, as a bench warrant was put out for him “after he failed to show up to a court hearing.”

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

I honestly don’t get everyone’s sudden obsession with her

Products aren’t “Black” even if mostly black people use them. 

Oh, >damn<!

I’m moving into my own flat in 3 weeks after being homeless for nearly 16 months, totally excited but also nervous and slightly worried about having zero furniture but so happy to finally having my own home again.

So the boyfriend and I broke up after almost four years. The tl;dr version is that he wants to move out of th city and focus on his art (i.e. not have any sort of day job, even though he has no alternative source of income and my salary covers 90 per cent of his living expenses) but I have a demanding career that I

Ageism thread. I’m 45...never married, no kids. I date younger guys and I’m newly unemployed and going through some really hard times. I seem to be experiencing some serious ageism with companies/hiring and with people who have an issue with me dating guys in their 20’s. I’m so frustrated and hate feeling shamed. Not

You’re an idiot.

This is like one of those fears I didn’t know I had but now I’m adding it to the list. Right behind riding on the top of a double decker bus that doesn’t clear an overpass/ bridge.

I’m not surprised, when I would tell people in Europe/America I’m from Lebanon, they’d ask me if I rode Camels to work, unironically.

Whatever you believe in — luck, Jesus, Jehovah, Allah, Great Goddess, or Other, He/She/They/It should be thanked over and over again.

I say we thank the doctors/emts/nurses/etc. before we go thanking Jesus.

Oops, I’m sorry. Did I miss the part of the story where Hillary Clinton harassed someone, anyone?

- 1:20 intro on a 3:34 video?

LOL. You’ve got some convincing ladies on your hands.

But there’s one thing, above all else, that you should remember as she gets close to orgasm: do not change what you’re doing in terms of routine and pacing.