captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit
Captain Janeway
captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit

and YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

I beg to differ.

These shoulder pads beg to differ

Counterpoint:

AHEM:

The only female FBI agent who will ever matter: CLAAAARICE.

This is way more exciting

I had a sex dream last night about William, and I accidentally got pregnant and he was going to leave Kate & the kids for me. So I was nearly the new Duchess of Cambridge, in a dream I had.

When I was in college my school had a student exchange program with the University of St. Andrews in Scotland. There were only a few slots and it was very competitive. I applied and didn’t get accepted. You know who did get accepted to St. Andrews that year? Prince William and Kate Middleton. I guess what I’m trying

also check out jim bob’s pooping face

That is one mean-looking woman.

That’s because Australia is the Florida of the continents. It’s also why all the animals want to kill you so bad there.

“Queers can’t get married because the bible is against it. So, to protest, we’re going to get a divorce...which the bible is also against. So, you know, Jesus.”

Medically speaking, the fact that the premature infant (not technically a fetus) was alive for a few minutes after birth is unsurprising and shouldn’t make this more criminal than any other late term abortion. At 5.5 months, the heart is well-developed; the lungs, not so much. This delivery would only have been viable

SAY IT WITH ME NOW, FRIENDS

It’s almost as though the state of Georgia thinks it owns this woman’s body.

RE that last picture:

Less cake-related but rather young-family-member-meltdown-related ... My littlest cousin lives overseas and we’ve only met a couple of times - but we wanted to include him in our wedding ceremony when he was about 6 so we made him a ring bearer. By all accounts he was super excited until he got to the rehearsal and rea