I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

The only thing more contentious for commenters than circumcision is C-sections.

You get a star simply because it's the only erect penis I'll lay eyes on today.

Total shade. On a “down day” she dresses like Khloe? Guuurl....

I honestly thought this was a skinnier Jack Black.

of course he is a 9/11 truther.

so wait.

Macklemore got someone pregnant? That’s as likely as jet fuel being able to melt steel beams.

Looooooooool omfgno.

Someone can even be pro-choice and personally against the idea of having an abortion.

Well, I don’t envy her. It’s got to be hard being world-famous as being the lady who peaked with her bottom.

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

“I’m proud of my curves, which is why I wanted to diminish them using this diet.”

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE UP BOTH OF THOSE THINGS?!

If a Vegan does crossfit, what do they rush to tell you about first?

Good for her. I’m constantly plugging my happy-healthy diet: scrambled eggs and green tea for breakfast, salad for lunch, chocolate, cheese and wine at any time. Keeps me happy, healthy and young!

Makes me think about when she wore this to a vegan restaurant