Lindsay looks, dresses, sounds, and dances like a desperate and horny 55 year old alcoholic cougar and I’m here for it.

I’m going to make some really petty assumptions:

When my husband and I got engaged, I was living with a roommate. To save money for the wedding, rather than re-upping my lease, I moved back into my childhood home. This meant my parents and grandparents (who lived there) were always keeping an eye out to be sure we weren’t fornicating.

So, being creative, young…

I think he’ll be ok.

I love martinis sooo much that I recently caved and started making them myself (and I live alone). I bought myself nice little drink stirrers for my olives too. Live your life!

You are.

so.

That photo of Kitty Spencer looks like something off the cover of a romance novel. She is stunning.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Leave it to Dre to stirrup controversy.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

Sooo...

Can we not call it a box?

Counterpoint: Don’t fuck someone like that.

To the man’s house who does...

she’s actually been fairly outspoken against trump, so i do believe it.

Wait, so you value a moral compass over the nudes she published recently? Weird. /s

damn kim is making me like her more and more.