“We bought too much of the Tilly, which was a relative of the Tippi”

Sometimes, people from production would stand outside your room, when you’d think that they didn’t know you were up. They’d whisper, “You have to get him back to Buckingham Palace. The Royal Family’s very upset. They’re not happy about the show. It’s this new thing they’ve never done before, and they’re trying to be…

sports journalists are the most self-important group of entitled fucks and also are

Their relationship is only about a year old and in that time they’ve gotten:

Kim R is like the tree in the forest. If she’s not on RHOBH does she really make a sound?

Adele will not be singing the next Bond theme.

I said it before and I’ll say it again: Kirstie Alley must be the human(?) shell for the most annoying Thetan in the known Universe.

Can we just have a regular feature in Jezebel called ‘This Week in Celebrity Apologies?’ I feel like it would save us all a lot of time just to have them all in one place.

why do you have so many hands tho, yo.

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

Of course Stephanie March isn’t going to cop to it. But my heart knows what it knows.

For me, this was the equivalent of reading that noise adults make in Charlie Brown.

I love how the camera operator totally wants to follow the baby when she climbs off his lap and goes exploring. But then is like, well I guess I better keep the basketball player in the shot and zooms out.

It could be the new PuppyBowl!!

The fake exaggerated yawn had me dying.

Oh hi perfect gene pool.

JFC ITS JUST NOT FAIR

that kid has incredible genes. here’s steph’s parents

The MOST adorable.