captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit
Captain Janeway
captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit

Instead of tossing the bouquet, I handed it to my good friend who was getting married a few months after me, and had everyone toast her and her fiancé. She took the ribbon and little jewel pins from my bouquet and had them incorporated into her bouquet, then did the same thing I did, handed her bouquet off to her

Her “difficult behavior” = being a woman with opinions

Strong Young Woman Acts in Assertive Ways, Gets Called Bitch in Other Ways.

She’s like a baby learning her face

I’ve seen this way too many times in the past 24 hours and I still CANNOT get over Kylie Jenner’s mouth movements. She’s like a baby learning her face. I don’t even notice JLo.

(This would also be an acceptable look)

Are you actually making the argument that a woman in an evening gown and flat shoes is roughly equivalent to a sloppy man in board shorts and a muscle tank? Because if so, then you need to go back to the drawing board and find a new thought.

YOU LEAVE MR ROGERS OUT OF THIS.

“Yep, the NRA pretty much has me by the short n’ curlies!”

2 people will vote for this guy: him and his mom. His mom I’m not absolutely certain of.

Jesus.

DEAD. Laughed to death.

You surely understand that this is fiction, not reality, and that liberties are expected to be taken?

When I was in high school, some local, road-side hotel decided to convert their restaurant to a Chinese buffet. They called the high school to see if there were any “Chinese girls who would like a job.” Damn it. I was the only Chinese girl in the school, and actually, yeah, I wanted another job because college was

It made me so so happy that she got both of her cats namesakes in the video!

*Passes out milk and cookies for story time because you just can’t post that and not provide details*

Loved it so many gifs can be reaped from this! The shot of Mariska and Ellen alone was worth my time

This looks so fucking comfortable.