That is one smug looking puss

I died. You killed me. x.x LMAO

I'm pretty sure a combination abortion clinic/spa/juice bar is the best idea ever and would piss off anti-choicers SOOOOO much.

this is the first time anyone has ever presented any firsthand experience that has made me want to be pregnant

I want to open an abortion clinic and café called Zip Boppity Bops. We would have fresh juice!

Wouldn’t a “tubular pregnancy” be non-viable anyway?

This information always makes me so fucking infuriated. You know what’s medically dangerous? PREGNANCY. With an abortion, you get some anesthesia and zip bop bippity pop, it’s done. With my C-section, they gutted me open, put my uterus and intestine on my belly, and then sewed it all back into place. I couldn’t walk…

“So… you’re still abortion-minded, even if you happen to be tubally pregnant?” she asked.

You could go game of thrones, kill him and force his daughter marry a male relative securing both your dominion over North Sudan and his home in VA.

I’ve been waiting for years for it to return in a different spot.

You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape that mole.

I miss Enrique’s mole.

What do you mean ‘OK’? She looks like a lunar moth in that dress in the first pic and it’s gorgeous.

Good lord. She is beautiful.

Welp, this is basically perfect. The hair, the creamy minty jade green, the understated makeup with a flash of purple lip color to pick up the trim of the...I guess this is more of an “ethereal confection” than a “dress”? I’ll just be over here in my burlap sack eating Cheez-its.

i can’t even read this because reading gets in the way of making babies

Emma Watson > Everything

The way this was written is glorious.

Which would be great advice, but it means many (most?) men would ineffectively mess around with their lips for 60 seconds, then complain about their necks or jaws hurting and want you to give them a blow job.