The thing I’m most outraged by is that she MISSED A PIECE!!! IS THIS NOT INCLUDED IN HAIRSTYLING 101???

If you’re as obsessed with not coming off as an old person as Madonna is, thinking a 7-year-old reference is topical and witty is probably not the best way to go about it. Maybe give two thumbs up and go “Is nice!” while you’re at it.

“bruh. the level to which this doesnt involve you is ASTRONOMICAL.”

i also love how most of the people losing their shit (at least here) seem to be dudes.

I care. I went to a women’s college. I’m a woman. Many, many women who attend same-sex institutions care very much about being infantilized and marginalized. Language matters. But I guess it’s easier to dismiss than to take note. What a shame.

Okay folks, it’s time for another round of “No, That’s Not a Thing.”

Women. Women’s college. Any woman? Yes. But Women’s college. Not “girls”.

Women can now go to a women’s college! This marks the end of the women’s college!

*Agreed* plus add some fresh garlic. Lip smackin!

Pat McDonough’s advisor:

My suggestion (too late for tonight, but here it is anyway): do the breakfast for dinner and save the crab cake for tomorrow. Maybe something like a cheese omelette or a couple of 4 min eggs over bites of naan or bread with fruit on the side. Something tasty, gentle, nutritious, but not heavy enough to make you…

Move to Austin. Dogs and weed are the two driving forces of everything.

Well, my cat has cancer. I’m finally coming to terms with it. I also have cancer. WTF? His is untreatable and we’re just trying some palliative measures to make him more comfortable for a while. He had a couple of shots today, steroids and antibiotics, and I got so excited when he got all excited when I opened a can…

how do i monetize this

Cat. They give 0 fucks and sleep 16 hours a day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OVERLY SEXUALIZED VELOCIRAPTOR!

Jezzies, I have decided to FINALLY quit my job. I’ve been working for this org since I moved to TN (4 years ago). In that time I’ve been promoted twice and have gotten to do really amazing things, like present at national conferences and other cool speaking engagements, start my own programs from the ground up, and…

Random question Jezzies: If you could be any animal, what would you pick?

Incoming!

YES on sangria. That sounds fabulous! I’m not drinking anything right now, and as I type this I realize I’m making a huge mistake. To the red wine!