Sounds normal to me. I've been married for 17 years and with my husband for 20+ years. Feelings ebb and flow. I can't imagine my life without him but I don't think about him all the time.

attack the crab cake with great vengeance and furious anger. And if you have DirectTv, showtime free preview.

...Well have you?

One of my friends made the BEST Banana Lumpia ever. I'm all about that shit.

I’ve got one due tomorrow. Granted, I’ve done the research but have I so much as written a sentence?

Was making Bulgogi and Kalbi.

Tomorrow is my kids 4th birthday party and she requested a Harry Potter theme. I’ve been slaving all day making her chocolate frogs and replica boxes, and you know what she does this morning while I’m working? She takes the fish net, scoops up ALL 10 fish in her fishtank and flushes them down the toilet because “she…

Congratulations!

After a bad breakup in 1995, I took solace by rocking out to “You Oughta Know” on the way to work. It was a satisfying morning ritual until I was screaming out the lyrics in a traffic jam one day and three dudes in a nearby car died laughing.

When I found out that my abusive ex-husband was also a cheating then-current-husband, I kicked his ass out. In August. In Georgia. In 100 degree weather. After screaming at ex with such ferocity that even The World’s Most Docile Dog was growling at me, I threw ex out and locked the door. I could hear him calling…

Discovered my wife of four months (9 years together) was cheating on me. Proceeded to hook up with half of the city I was living in, attended sex parties, got horrifically drunk and then moved to Australia where I divorced her remotely while working on a sheep station with only 3 people within 300 miles to talk to.

I wish it were still the 90s and you could tape over all her parents’ VHS tapes with gay porn 8(

Shrimps, shrimps wherever you can hide them!

Someone else’s post unearthed this repressed memory: I was talking to an acquaintance who let slip that my ex had cheated on me fairly regularly. We’d been broken up for several months but he had outstanding warrants, so I called the county sheriff’s department with his location.

After 14 years of marriage, I discovered that he was cheating on me with someone who pretended to be my friend.

I once was in a relationship with this Yorkshire transplant who charmed me senseless, but he turned out to be way less charming and dumped me without even wanting to tell me why. Double whammy: I moved in with his dumb ass and he kicked me out with no place to go besides my mom’s. I banned everything even remotely…

It wasn’t technically right after the break up, maybe 2 weeks later. I was 17. I had an iron liver and no fear. I went to a giant “my parents are out of town” party at my friends house. It started out with a very adult vegetarian dinner party where we all cooked shit out of Linda McCartneys cookbook, and drank some…

You can’t end the story there

I was a teenager, so don’t judge too hard, k?