They’re called like Give Peas a Chance or something. I got them at Trader Joe’s!

My brag: I have two! I got my grades back! In one of my classes I knew I was getting an A, and I did, but in my other class, my serious class, I wasn’t so sure. I wrote this frankly spectacular paper about anti-semitism on college campuses and honestly the feedback I got was really amazing and I’m proud of myself. 22…

I bought some nice bubbly rosé today. It’s wonderful. The bubbles are delicious. I’m snacking on baked green bean chips (you know?) and rice chips.

SO my sister took me to Sephora and basically taught me how to apply a face. She bought me a beauty blender, Laura Mercier primer, Make Up Forever foundation and powder, and Tarte blush. She taught me how to put it on and applied it for me before the Beyonce concert. We posted a pic of ourselves at the concert to fb…

That gif...wow

But she’s wearing what looks like a body suit, doesn’t she have to basically totally disrobe to pee in one of those things?

yes please

all her ambition and working outside the home, that led bill to cheat.

I like Everlane. They have a pretty big tote bag that I use for all my shit: work shoes, laptop, makeup bag, water bottle, a book. It’s only $60. It’s really basic but it does the job. What I really appreciate is that it has a zipper. I’ve noticed a lot of totes don’t have zippers, which bugs me.

way to go. i quit on weekdays but on weekends i still can’t fucking help myself. you’re awesome!

I was on some serious antibiotics a few years ago that fucked with my system and gave me terrible diarrhea for weeks even after I finished the meds. The only thing that helped was Greek yogurt on a daily basis. Maybe it was a coincidence, who knows.

i always think of the simpsons:

I watched this with my husband, who had no idea about any of this stuff. He was shocked and livid the whole time. Sam Bee is doing great work.

a food processor would make grating carrots a lot easier :)

I just bought Dermalogica’s “instensive moisture balance”. My sister has been using it and her skin looks spectacular lately so I hope it works. I need a good facial moisturizer that isn’t too heavy or greasy and doesn’t make me break out.

hahaha this is so cute. nice of him to go at all!

John Kasich for prom king!

ugh never. i never want to see myself having sex.

omg hahaha. thank you.

lol at that CMT article. “article”. it’s like 300 words long.