captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit
Captain Janeway
captainjanewayhasnotimeforyourbullshit

Thanks. Yeah, I’ve been sweaty and gross all week.

Good luck with your job! I’m sure it’ll be better than mine, this is a weird and hopefully unusual situation. You got this!

Interesting. I’ve been considering a peel to try and get rid of some acne scars. Can you tell me more about your peel?

I would love some ice cold chardonnay but my meds say no alcohol so I’m just going to live vicariously through this thread.

Wow, scary. Not slutty! I’m sorry that happened but I’m glad to hear it’s okay.

I need some moral support. Sorry for the forthcoming rant :(

Jesus, that shit is scary.

sure! me and you and beyonce’s 60,000 closest friends!

in 18 days i’ll be in the same room as beyonce ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

well according to my nerdy husband, yes, empress is better than queen. he says an imperial title is better than a royal one.

i know, i didn’t say it was harmful. but it’s too much and i have second-hand embarrassment watching it.

lol i am so embarrassed for anne hathaway. jesus

why did she even post her stupid instagram post and out herself like that? didn’t she expect this?? i would! don’t mess with the beyhive!

brb while i find my sunglasses, the light is being reflected right into my eye off all that white skin.

so, like, will all those racists who say that if there’s a BET there should be a WET shut up? bc now there’s a white guy on BET.

“Kinda” gaudy? There’s nothing kinda about it. I loved them. My favorite of the series. Bethenny is the best.

Jennifer Lawrence really?

boiled, not sauteed.

Haha. 29!

wow, ouch. i hope you feel better soon!