I don’t understand why everyone likes SA so much. It’s awful. The riverwalk is so meh. My in-laws were like OMG THE RIVERWALK IS AMAZING LET’S GO and I was so excited and it didn’t meet a single expectation.

until a tornado comes and knocks it down

Dallas sucks. So does Houston. Austin is excellent, please don’t move here.

lol my sister did that too

OH christ I scrolled up and there are TWO PINKIE RINGS. ON BOTH PINKIES.

ugh all the bracelets and the tie-die jacket and the fucking pinkie ring. ugh christ ugh ugh. he’s just the human embodiment of ugh

As the great Beyonce would say,

Last year I got my husband a bunch of cute cards I bought on Etsy, and gave them to him early so he could sorta get the hint and get me a goddamn card, but he didn’t. So I’m not doing shit this V-Day either, bc he thinks it’s so dumb and I think it’s dumb too but also why is it bad to just send a card to someone you…

Have you seen Transparent yet? Because if not, you should! I loved it.

I love her hair so much

Oh that sounds delicious! What was your recipe?

i don’t have endometriosis but i’ve never had a child. getting the IUD put in hurt like hell. the night before she gave me a pill to take that she said would soften up my cervix (first half of the abortion cocktail, i forget the name). she warned me that it could cause cramping but i didn’t have a single cramp. got to…

I love mine. I had some pretty bad cramps the first couple of months but everything seems to have settled down now. I had some acne that’s also settling down. I got it back in August. The best part—now my period is almost nothing! I spot for a week once a month, not so much that I need to wear a pad or tampon though.…

WONDERFUL

Whoa I didn’t even recognize Amy Poehler with that hair color. Not sure if it works or not.

Me too. My friends are halfway across the country and now they have babies and I don't and so obviously we're at different places in our lives now. I just can't make any friends. I don't know how!!

yessssssssssssssssss

‘I’ve got a hot creamy place you can wedge something into.’

Her mom looks SO proud in that video. Her smile is fantastic. What a great kid.

this is so satisfying. fuck you you lying fuckers