this is really wonderful, thank you.

dump him*!

I read A Wrinkle in Time and James and the Giant Peach hundreds of times. Gah, I get nostalgic and almost weepy any time I think of those two.

Ah, lucky duck and her young metabolism! Jealous!

I assume everyone has already started their semester, yeah? How’s it going? It’s only been a week and already I feel swamped. I’m taking two grad classes and working full time. I’m tiiiiiired. Study tips? Motivation tips?

Hey guys! What are you cooking tonight? I think bc of the blizzard we’ll get some good answers.

nope

Seriously, WTF are “Farrah’s Friends”? Diapers? An escort service? I don’t understand and I’m too scared to google it.

eh it’s ok. my husband likes it but i think it’s a hassle. i’d rather just give him a bj and the have him go down on me (in whatever order).

I wanna go! Looks fun. I’d get wasted and go sing along to JLo. I also want to see the Britney show.

hell no to this eye shadow

Friday night I winged a shepherd’s pie and I dunno, something about the filling was off. My husband devoured it but I just picked at mine. It’s kind of disappointing to put in so much work in cooking something and then have it fall short of expectations.

I love mine too! I don’t mean to sound that judgy, and if it makes you happy then great! Mine makes me happy too! She just has such a throwaway attitude about money, I felt like I needed to share the story with internet strangers, haha.

I was talking to my MIL about how I love the nice stainless steel trashcans bc they matched my kitchen and looked nice, but that I couldn’t make myself spend more than $15 for a thing to put literal garbage and cat shit in. For Xmas I got a beautiful shiny thing with hand censors and everything retailing $200. “You…

Ah, you probably wouldn’t want to have dinner with me. My go-to is a dirty vodka martini!

why are they putting maraschino cherries in a martini??? is that for the delicate women?

Do it. Me too. I quit in September and then picked it up again in November. Time to start again. We can do it.

Khloe doesn’t even look like a real person in that instagram. She looks like a wax figure. Jesus, that must take forever. How exhausting.

i’m fat too! i am an expert on food and chocolate.

she’s stunning but does that tattoo really say “daddy’s little girl”??? ugh x 100000