this is how i eat reese’s pb cups. i pull off the chocolate around the sides and take off the top, and then i’m left with a delicious little cup full of PB, which i devour. but the second and third and 4th reeses i just eat in one bite.

it would be great. my husband and his buddies are already kinda going in that direction. i want to be suzie green when i grow up.

any time i see ted danson’s name now, i just think of larry david.

She should be in a burka. Then the poor men won’t be forced to stare at her tits and get distracted.

Lots of things on my mind today!

You’re welcome!

The video is cute but the song fucking sucks. Also I can’t stand Rashida Jones.

fucking rich people ugh

Haha I guess I made some bad choices :P

I hate partying but I agree with you—young men aren’t all that good in bed. Not fun.

i need to have this right now

I have a stripe, but it’s in the middle of my head, where my hair parts. Sometimes I like it, sometimes I hate it and get it colored away.

i am usually very coordinated and never spill anything, and then on my wedding day in a white dress i spilled a giant, full glass of red wine down the front of my dress. the magic of white clothing!

what are you talking about, your hair is beautiful.

my sisters bought tickets months ago and have been trying to get me to go with them. there’s no way in hell. i don’t get it.

Glad it’s not only me. I can’t watch GoT without captions either.

i LOVE that all the traveling pants girls seem to genuinely be friends. makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

The fact that she’s so hush-hush about her opinion on abortion makes me think she’s pro-choice. Why wouldn’t she be all over that if she was anti-choice?

whatever you do, don’t look at the comments on facebook about this story. ugh. i always regret reading the comments.

it sounds delicious! enjoy!