Good Morning! Welcome to The Morning Shift, your roundup of the auto news that infuriates you!

Indeed. In fact, a lot of cars from that era had it — even Ferrari. But... that was the 80s. This car is a 2007. Ya know?!

My face is already quite punchable.

Looks like Komarov found the one cheap shot Irish Americans don’t like.

Currently 59,998 on Carmax

Whoa whoa hey now, don’t judge a book by its cover. Or lack thereof.

It’s called a “Union”.

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Bus concepts teased = 3

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

Alright, alright, you win. I see you’ve played 99-y knifey before.

The lack of a car for the brand that makes you a real petrohead is disgusting Tavarish. You should feel ashamed, go cry in the corner and give me all your lunch money so I can go fix my Alfa!

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

Let’s not forget that there is no way any state in the nation has worse roads than us. Road funding is arguably the number 1 political issue in Michigan, yet I couldn’t tell you the last time I drove on a road that didn’t have potholes. Hell, I75 has mini ramps for your car every 1/2 mile or so through Detroit.