“I’ll believe it when I see it.”

I’d rather get peed on than eat the abominations that they call sandwiches at Primanti’s...

Wee Are

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

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Okay, so the Miata is out, meaning the Jeep Cherokee XJ can now swoop in and become the official vehicle of Jalopnik!

“XJ is always the answer”— I like the sound of that!

When a man who spent the best years of his life being protected by the Pouncey brothers and “slinging” passes to Aaron Hernandez and Percy Harvin refuses to get roped into your dumpster fire, where exactly do you go from there?

Ain’t no Bronco.

I just assumed that’s where Affleck stuffed his dead call girls...Excuse me, hookers. When they’re dead, they’re just hookers.

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

The 3800 was far more reliable than the 3.1. I’ve had both, and had a lot of trouble with the 3.1. It eventually died when the head cracked. That was after 75K miles of mostly my grandma driving it. My 3800 made it to 250K and would have kept going if it hadn’t been totalled after it was stolen.

6. Your wipers and wiper fluid sprayer will be checked. And that can fail you.