Kool-aid, do you drink it mother fucker!??! as said in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice. Any ounce of credibility that may have been left just exploded in a fiery ball of stupid

Loved my Mk V and then I had to give it to my mother-in-law. Amazingly I’m still married.

As for the last say...15 years...I’m waiting for it with extreme caution.

Brutal...as a 928 owner even I want this thing put out of its misery.

Get him a real cheesesteak and not the tourist trap stuff. Then this is a story. Trust the Process(ed cheese product, WHIZ FOR LIFE!)

Dylan voice on: Oh the times they are a changing...wheeeeaa

Price, reliability, the reputation of the G60 crapbox version, and on and on and on...Every single person I know who’s owned one loved the day they sold it.

How much can I get for a kidney on the black market? That might help with the down payment.

# 8 was never going to replace the 911. It was meant to be the top choice in America where rear engine cars were suddenly public enemy # 1 thanks to Nader and his Corvair witch hunt.

97.5 is the B list sports station and even that is being generous. “Mikey Miss” is the greatest study in failure on radio...because he’s failed as a lawyer, sports writer, magazine publisher, rock and roll DJ, scab baseball player during the strike in the 90's, TV sports reporter, and some other jobs I’m sure I’m…

Nothing more to say then WEAK. Olympic spirit of competition/sport my ass.

The Toyota Camry of Porsches that break, the 944.

Someone’s unwashed unloved “but look my 944 never really breaks completey just mostly” is showing. Says the 928 owner...

Lop off two doors and call it a 929 or nothing at all! Stop calling it a coupe.

You shall be missed...and we never had the Ferrari vs 928 showdown. I still plan to give you plenty of grief on Twitter and the like. Best of luck with the new gig...you strange strange man. (Insert stab at VW, mention of not wearing pants, amazingly strange metaphor or analogy here, and other DeMuro-isims)

Good! Embarrass the hell out of VW!

Nicely written, even if I’m here weeks late and that is my car. Hope RCR does your 944 soon.

See this is why I went to Acadia in late May and it was still a PAIN IN THE ASS drive. Bravo sir...bravo. Pure coincidence that I guessed Aston Martin when you sold the Skyline (imagine explaing that to the “Mainers”) but it has been excellent so far with adventures.

Now hack off two doors and give us a 928!

Pass. He’s a pompous ass but just slightly worse IMHO then all the other pompous asses in auto journalism.