captainhostile
Captain Hostile
captainhostile

You, dear readers, all have terrible taste.

GROM SCRAMBLER

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

This is the version of the Panamera that is Sex on wheels to me. This should have been produced yesterday

well I’m a phish head so I’ve already boned a few Sasquatch like patchouli drenched people in my day... so yeah I’ll take a Fxx K and fxxk the Sasquatch every year as long as I don’t have to bottom some male Sasquatch I’m in

[Do not test the Mitsubishi Starion Turbo GSR-III. It has SUPER POTENTIAL. Photo: Mitsubishi]

Make that DOUBLE SPLOOSH.

Exactly! I want small, fun, quirky cars from VW like the Polo, Beetle, and Bus. If they’re going to just make big, soulless cars that look like everything else then they’d might as well just not try.

“Did you go to automotive engine building school? Well shut up, we know what’s best.”

Despite your best efforts, Baja Bugs

British engineering is even worse!