Strongly agree. I’m tired of fake conflicts. I try to watch FantomWorks, but I want to punch every single one of those over-acting hacks, most especially the owner.

The best way I know how is to buy a $500 beater with a stick off of craigslist, drive for as long as it takes you to learn it, and then sell it for $500 on craigslist.

:)

This would never have happened on team from 10 years ago. THAT Vikings squad knew all about love. And seamanship, for that matter.

Is there an Abby Normal trim level?

Man I have an amazing swipe at VW ready and I’m not sure if I should use it. Soon.

“Please contact our sales representative, Tavarish, at 555-5555”

I’d rather have the cars than be seen as cool by people under 25.

Sadly Camry All-Trac was sedan only. There was a Corolla All-Trac wagon though.

I bet even Clarkson/Hammond/May would watch this.

Apparently he hates it, at least prior to Skyfall.

I’m with you on him being the best too. The original Bond as written by Fleming was damaged goods, dangerous and volatile, and Craig does that really well. But if you’ve ever watched Luther you know incredibly well Elba does it.

Coupes that ARE NOT coupes. I don’t care what you call it, as long as it isn’t coupe.

Get in the Quattro!

Hah. I’ve found that I can only get away with a few nasty VW remarks a week, or else VW Vortex lights up with “that asshole on Jalopnik.” The funny thing is virtually all of my Jalopnik colleagues own VWs so I think it balances out.