He likes it, he takes the piss out of it in his comentary, he hates it, he compares it to the things the car should be and shouldn’t be...lather-rinse-repeat. Yes he’s got a sweet gig and I’m just a jealous troll.

Full marks for EM-50 assalt vehicle mention and I agree with you on Raiders being reset in my mind everytime. Normally I want to bleach my brain after reading your nonsense but today...not so much. Guess I’m getting less dickish...or you’re finally just dickish enough for me to appreciate it.

I was always curious how many times you could enter the combo wrong and not get in or had to wait for it to reset. There has to be some “Old woman left car running gets locked out and her prized Maltese-cockapoo-spainel was trapped in the car so her husband was forced to smash the window with a brick”.

Because the answer is alway Miata. Makes me miss my Protege 5...best out of the box handling car I’ve owend so far.

YES IT IS! That being said...I get where reliabilty is over-rated.

So your owership trinity is German, German, English...and yet you bemoan about “German engineering being a myth” ? I’m going to try to steer through that with mind as the rudder of a ship in a giant vat of butter...No really...I did like that one.

If they gave the guy pictured there his own show. Wayne Carini has all the life and personality of a fish that has been out of water for 3 days...

Same guys who just called out Gas Monkey?...the now standard for scripted and silly car shit. I’d almost say Fantom Works but with someone running that shop with a pulse and not the actual boss Daniel Short who has all the personality of a fern and less charm. They get absurd clients with big delusions...and the shop…

Baleen whale inspired design isn’t what it used to be. I’m also appaled you didn’t mention getting a fleet of VW Phateon all purchased used at auction because they were W12 powered and probably only have 19,000 miles on them.

Ah yes like the time I dropped off my Grand National for the state inspection, got a call they (Firestone) couldn’t pass it because of the exhaust and when I returned saw the “mechanic” out back doing a burnout with it. The manager to his credit apologized profusly and screamed at his employee like a mad man as I took…

I suggested the Mach 5 early on...and I’m glad it made the cut.

The Mach 5...cause everyone else is going to say the Batmobile and drop the mic.

Computer....Computer....HELLO COMPUTER...classic.

Even your Hummer knows that Whole Foods is just too damn pretentious and flatly refused to budge.

I still struggle with the “Aston Mustang” look...but I’m happily in the minority.

Old news.

Boy they’re milking you for all your worth on the short week huh?

If people want to spend the money you’re never going to stop them. It will and always has been at that segment about having something everyone else doesn’t have. You can see 20 5 series BMWs a day in some places but only 1 Maserati

Nissan. The champions of “corporate face”. Every damn one but the GTR, Juke, and the trucks look the same. The MaxiAltiSentYarisa.

Summer of 2016....Google Car...Fury Road!