BMW guy does something stupid and pathetic...knowing he has no leg to stand on so he goes to the Bimmer Boards for support from fellow douche-nozzles. Film at 11.

Didn’t want to sell him on the virtues of a Hummer?

Ahhh Tito...couldn’t manage your way out of a wet paper bag but we’re all supposed to bow to his genius with the Red Sox all-star squads that won two world series? Pass. His real claim to fame is being the manager of Micheal Jordan’s gambling suspension...oh I mean stint in minor league baseball.

Are you just going to gloss over the amazing PR leading up to the actual model? The amazing macho looking SUV that was hauling ass through the desert at hide speed and the mock up sent to auto shows around the world...and the MB gives us a Camary on steriods in a SUV tracksuit. Pass!

Welp, unless Irdris Elba is signed on as well I’ll give it 3 episodes and then I’m getting Netflix.

“where its V6-powered Acura RLX has attained the same sales success as a DVD rewinder.” That is the best one to date.

I’m sorry, who are you again?

That point 1 is very important! Otherwise it is just a plain old 11mpg and totally unacceptable. Also 80085...

Did you hit the one on the Main Line down the road (Rt 30) from your old Ferrari dealer?

So the car’s “15 minutes of fame” is a burden? Granted it is more like 25 years of fame.

I’ll take a 996 anyday even with the same face as the Boxter. That is just 911 elitists acting like well...911 elitists (says the 928 owner). As for #1...my brother tried to convince me to go in with him 50/50 on one just because he loved cheap convertibles. I was 18 at the time and even then I knew this was a…

Nissan, who took corporate face to a new level...deserves no credit for anything. You can’t tell a Versa from a Maxima most days if you bother to look at the damn things and only the Juke that hit every branch on its fall from the ugly tree and the GTR have any soul.

Yawn. I don’t want a mid sized cross over VW...I want a Baja Beetle with AWD. I want a real retro Bus!! I want the Polo GT. I want all the things you keep in Europe and then thumb your German noses at us over here in the U.S.

Yeah I was thinking of how my insurance coverage limits the miles on my classic tags, not that they’d ever know since the odometer is broken.

“you can’t fuck with another man’s nut, your both gone!” - Manager of the century.

Um...yeah...no.

NJ’s Motor-sport park really is a gem. Glad the Hummer survived!

Exaggerations, check. VW mentioned, nope. Pants mentioned, nope. The guy who owned a Ferrari bemoans Ferrari ownership, check. Batting .500...for now. Bravo.

The Camry All-Trac...WAGON. Brown with a manual transmission and AWD. Jalopnik might explode in a universe ending paradox.

Shame on you sir...SHAME...now I’ll stop laughing.