captainhostile
Captain Hostile
captainhostile

And you almost got away with it! Bravo.

Zero problems with my Grand Cherokee as well.

Audi's All-Road is their most reliable model? Even if it isn't a "real" All-Road I can't bring myself to believe that. Oh and what DeMuro said...where is Land Rover?

Darwin lied to us...yes I say this every time.

One pic with your arms not out to your sides saying "Can you believe they let me near this thing?" please...

Opinions...you know the saying by now.

No fucking way. Next time they ask you...you say NO FUCKING WAY.

Argentina, no sense of humor since 1982. PS...you lost the war too.

How many times are we going to do this? VW knows what we want and they don't care. You want wagons there Mr. American fatso? Ok...Tiguan is wagon...enjoy. Here you go rich man American, have a return of the Phateon...AGAIN. Wait what, you want a retro Bus? Nah...here you go enjoy your own Passat for your big asses!

No. Just no. Audi had A4, A6, and A8. Then we got the A3, A5, A7 and then S line, and the RS line and don't forget a TT. Cars have names!! And put some pants on. These are not refrigerators....they are Cadillacs!

And frankly, fuck Argentina...lets Nazis flee their crimes and hide there.

James May voice on: CLARKSON!!!

Never stop the short jokes on drift boy! Is the format of the show going to stay on the 3 car challenges and the occasional stray single car feature? Plus stop "letting" Mighty Mouse win...I'm tired of watching him drive everything cool.

More proof there is no God. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot...

So...we wont get this in the U.S. right? Because wagon, kinda cool, Audi must rule on high, etc etc...

Another middle finger right at U.S. buyers. Mainly because it would never come here for under 45-50k. Give us a real Bus and stop being a bucket of dicks VW.

Texas. That is all that needs to be said.

International or nothing! Give me a real Scout again and the Travelall...both based off a new pickup.

Well at least you got the no pants point out of the way early. So the standard stealership "1st free oil change" has grown up and included a second oil change. Rah Rah...

The interweb is a cruel place with warped sense of humor...that's why.