If they bring in Magary to write this I'm out. One absurd crybaby is quite enough.

He had help with that one...me...and probably a few other good souls too.

You are aware of the simple math of purchasing a car for under $1,000 right? Double your purchase price to spend towards parts and repairs at minimum. So $600 for that Toyota in tuxedo, figure at least $1,200 invested in repairs and the like.

So is blind loyalty.

I have more than once and I don't see it. Bravo from rebounding from the loss of industry, maybe you can teach Detroit a thing or two. However, among the 10 best in the world on a subjective list? I'm allowed to disagree.

Pittsburgh...No fucking way.

All the shit that VW does...ALL OF IT.

Awesome!

This just in, another douchey BMW owner is on the loose. Film at 11.

There are no words.

The one time your penchant for a lack of pants would be welcome.

New York Islanders are barely a pro team...Long Island hate in 3...2...1...

So gravy vs. sauce, why is it that only "South Philly" Italians say gravy?

And not one mention of not wearing pants...oh DeMuro how you've changed. Car Max should be paying you for all this free advertising.

EPIC face palm...no I'm not posting a meme of it. Clever of you though.

Corvette. They really aren't all owned by 40 something mid life crisis balding males with tiny junk and coke habit from the 80's. Sometimes the guy is actually in his 20's with all these things...I've seen it.

I pumped gas in NJ for two summers as a teenager...we don't care what you're driving as long as you leave quickly and don't bitch about the gas we spill on the car when we top it off with an extra gallon because boss told us to.

Spent a whole 5 minutes making this list and then channeled your inner 80yr old curmudgeon to basically say...get off my lawn.

I've got an 1987 928 S4 and on the road I get no waves, no acknowledgement from the 911's. 944's owners and other 928's are more polite.

No No No...or Nein Nein Nein! As a 928 owner, we all ready get enough shit from the "real" Porsche guys, this is just worse. Not to mention a early 90's GTS...the best of the bunch.