Keep the leather...just gimmie the conversion.

And hilarity ensues...

I am Captain Hostile's feelings of disappointment.

And we don't get it...cause screw you Audi.

Once again more proof that Darwin lied to us.

The old first gen Touareg with that V-10 earth stopping diesel or NOTHING! The one that makes some Bro-truck types do a double take when the look up Touareg vs Silverado on the Youtubes.

Cue the insane fanboi mania when a comparo is finally done. Furd vs the bowtie bros...Dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!

Is this some bullshit that the damn millennials think all things are plug and play and never learn the basics? Or that new cars are too complicated? I'm too old to care, I want my click back or some other witty thing you damn kids say nowadays! YOLO-MOFO-ROFLCOPTER. And get off my lawn!

I normally can't stand Mr. Faust (oh surprise I win every challenge on American Top Gear), but this is pretty awesome.

MURICA! Nuff said...

This sucks, I had offered up my car for review and it was pending a good time to film. And the answer when not Miata is Jeep Cherokee...

The answer is always yes for a VehiCROSS. An idea before its time.

And yet Howard still has his job. Not that I like either one of them even a little. Mikey Miss will survive his suspension...unless he can't get over this little thing called the internet and leaves the trolls to their "trolling".

Dear Mikey Miss fans who promptly jumped all over my statements yesterday about 2nd tier stations. I guess those guys in charge over at 97.5 FM decided to cover their "latent homosexual" asses and suspend Mr. #1 in his time slot. Clown.

And they both suck. The moral of the story being I don't care for Mike Missanelli...ever.

You're not going to get an argument from on me Gargano or WIP. I don't listen anymore to either station other then Mike and Mike in the morning. You can never sell me of Mikey Miss...he's been a douche since he was inflating the last of Steve Fredricks pathetic days on air.

Good for him. After striking out everywhere else and with Eskin long gone...he can steal Eskin's abrasive asshole act and win over the saps trapped in their commute home. Bravo.

Missanelli is a failure. Failure as a lawyer, magazine publisher, scab baseball player (went to tryouts back in the day when scab ball loomed in the 90's), tv sports anchor, rock & roll DJ, you name it. He's on the 2nd tier station because the 1st tier sports talk station (94.1FM/610AM) has canned him twice. He's a…

I hate Michael Bay...but finally....finally....MUTHA FUCKING DINOBOTS! It will still suck but Grimlock, Slag, Snarl, Sludge, Swoop...and signs of a wasted youth watching 30 minute commercials for toys.

<Flame suit on> The beloved VR-6 changed the whole dynamic of the GTI by changing the handling with a big heavy lump up front to pull the car "like a stabbed rat". The once well balanced underpowered car then handled like a top heavy bimbo in high heels a little too high for her. No thanks says this VW fanboi.