Stealers?

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Baffling. He has a sweet 'stache and everything!

I’ve been so conditioned by the top image getting redder, that I honestly thought for a second that the video had been altered to lighten his skin.

I have to admit, the best bit on the internet right now is Deadspin making Gruden’s face redder in the hero image for each subsequent article you post about him.

Anyone who balks at that is nuts. There are only a few things that are even in the same ballpark that I can think of (ultramarathons, extreme cave diving/spelunking), and nothing approaches the combination of athleticism, preparation, precision, stamina, and mental fortitude that this requires. Unless they’re balking…

the most impressive athletic achievement of our lifetimes

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

This defense, if they stay healthy, can carry a team into the playoffs. As a Bears fan, watching a game without wanting to lie face down in a puddle is more than I can ask for.

I would gladly attend this event - please schedule.

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

I’d be interested to know the percentage overlap of people who believe Kaepernick is “disrespecting the flag” but also believe there’s nothing wrong with flying/using the confederate flag. Also the percentage of those people named Cletus, Keith, or something-Bob.

Undefeated! I’ll take it!

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

Obviously yellow.

Please, tell us more of what it means to come from a big mooning family!

One time, my dad was on vacation partying in Miami and saw Randy Moss at the bar of a restaurant. He asked if he wouldn’t mind saying ‘hi’ to me if he called me on the west coast.
I was a teenager at the time, in Seattle, playing video games when he called. I was a big Moss fan and liked him even more because he was…

History is going to be very kind to Randy Moss. Extremely thoughtful statement in the current climate of anthem madness.

Ya know, even though no one is actually trying to take these idiots’ guns away - they sure seem to continuously demonstrate good reasons why we should take their guns away.