One time I pissed myself playing catcher in tee ball. Like not just a little bit,  full on peed my pants squatting behind home plate in the middle of a game. Left a nice little wet spot behind the batters box and tried to pretend nobody noticed. I’m sure the parents were dying. 

Anybody else get a lot of joy out of this story? 

Alabama has lost by 14 three times under Saban:

David Byrne. No question. 

Where do you live that it costs $2K to get to Cabo?

Your catchphrase list is severely lacking some Stuart Scott. “As cool as the other side of the pillow!”

God, this is why I can’t get into soccer.

How bout all Central and Eastern sports fans who spend so much time complaining about late games just move to the Bad Lands.

Whiskey and tea. Vodka and gatorade.

Ovi is the best Caps player of all time. No slight to Bondra, but Ovi is one of the best goal scorers in the history of the game.

I don’t think they can beat the Preds or Jets in a 7 game series, but boy would I love it. A Stanley Cup celebration in Vegas would be bonkers.

+1 for Chris Chelios. Dude played til he was 48 for christ’s sake.

Love this trade for the Hawks. We gain cap space, don’t lose much, and have a young player with high potential. If he’s a bust, we still don’t really lose this trade moving forward.

Not career, but here is the 2015-16 season. Pretty nuts.

One foot on the seat. Choose your own adventure. Don’t pee on your shoe.

You’re contradicting yourself. Most hockey players show the utmost respect for an opponent when fighting. Check out Georges Laraque wishing Derek Boogaard (RIP) good luck before they even go. Hockey is the best.

I think it says the bins were 27 gallons in volume each, not 27 bins that are 1 gallon a piece... Look how big they are compared to the propane tank. That’s not 1 gallon.

Wait, you think the Preds should have let Josi walk in the expansion draft? What in the.....

Definitely don’t think the non-sellout means much. The preseason game I went to in Colorado last week seemed like there were 6,000 fans there.....

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?