I believe they’re called “pedophiles”.

Yes, the school is paying it BECAUSE THEY KNEW ABOUT CHILD MOLESTATION AND COVERED IT UP FOR AT LEAST TWENTY YEARS. 

But they were so much better than the ‘Liers tonight!

the ’Tics played smarter

I want my 5 minutes back.

Not to take anything away from the Caps but man, Tampa played like sauteed ass last night.

No one knew about this incident. How would anyone know to randomly look into Texas indictments about a case that was never brought to court? Why weren’t you reporting on this years ago? Oh, I know, because you didn’t know about it either until you knew exactly what to search for and where to search for it.

I can’t blame him too much. There’s times where common sense says “Yes, it’s not a good idea to eat the free buffet at the strip club at 4pm,” but you do it anyway and get massive diarrhea. Sometimes you just have to try it

I disagree. I think a part of the business model was to be like a gym membership. Sure, 30% of the people go every day, but 70% of the people never show up.

He’s only the second Canadian to throw a no-hitter, after Philadelphia Athletics pitcher Dick Fowler in 1945.

rapidly tugging on your cheek to simulate fapping can sometimes get people to turn right the fuck around and leave. I’ve been told.

Handicap stall all day, brother.

No not really. I just shout my name if I’m in there and someone else comes in

Okay Ladyspin round up - I am A Lady and old enough to have non-IKEA furniture in a house I own. I wear skirts and dresses and makeup and I color-coordinate just about everything in my house I can (without getting crazy over-budget). But I have zero decorative pillows on my bed. In fact, all pillows in my entire house…

Found Don’s coworker.

Guy’s a HOFer, not your average Let’s Remember Some Guys guy.

Hafþór Björnsson

Leicester City, hands down. Both are amazing runs though.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

So every teacher, daycare worker, guardian ad litem, social worker, behavioral therapist, speech therapist, and pediatrician is just automatically untrustworthy? It must be exhausting for you to go through life.