And if you DO have a horse in the race it will take years off of your life like no other sporting event ever.

It’s a fantastic spectacle when you do have a horse in the race. As long as you like the possibility of having your heart ripped out of your chest at any moment.

No commercials is pretty fun too

Playoff hockey overtime is a fantastic spectacle when you have no horse in the race.*

Fleury vs the Pens.

You’re a Sid *and* Ovi fan? Just out of curiosity, who’s your team? Because in my experience you either love one, or hate both.

Hey! Eli still has a good solid....er, um half season left at a high level?

This. All of this.

In his defense, if my teenage past were to resurface, I would have t...oh wait, I’ve never been a racist scumbag. Nevermind.

There was a Service Charge of 23% added so that might be the auto-gratuity added in.

I think it’s just that he plays for one of the most anonymous teams in baseball. This team has Ohtani and Mike Trout and nobody cares. And they’re doing well! They’re 16-8, as you might expect from a team with Ohtani and Mike Trout. And absolutely nobody cares.

Yes. But!...

big deal. I am currently holding Manti Te’o’s girlfriend’s ashes.

You’d have to find someone with mind boggling accomplishments as an individual compared with really disappointing team results so...Griffey? Bonds?

Patrick Ewing. One of the all time greats who constantly gets run over by potentially the greatest of all time on a better team

Randy Moss: fun character, considered one of the best players of all time at his position, however did little to make others on his teams better, often criticized for not playing 100%, not doing the ‘small things,’ never won a title.

i mean, if urine the #1 position, what choice do you really have?

Hot take: The Pens aren’t that good. The Flyers are just much much worse.

Hey, I live in Europe. Why should we have to be lumbered with this brand of asshole?

Too bad for the rest of us here in America that your great-grandparent didn’t stay in Europe so that we could be spared your brand of asshole.