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I remember playing summer ball, I think I was in 5th grade or so (mid 80's), and the director brought a girl by as we were warming up and ended up putting her on another team. I was warming up on the mound and said “alright, we’re not getting another girl.” I was sent home for the day and my dad grounded me. It was…

In 1998 my highly competitive 12u travel team went to Cooperstown for a big tournament. We lost to a team in the championship with a girl who was their best shortstop, best pitcher and best catcher. She hit 15 home runs that week, more than anyone else, and 2 off of us in the championship game. We intentionally walked…

As a kid, I wanted so badly to play baseball rather than softball, but my city league didn’t allow it. I’m fairly certain my sister and I would have been above average players in the league. We both were tall and strong and could hit in the fast-pitch batting cages. Our dad, uncles, and grandfathers were all baseball…

I faced a girl pitcher in All-Stars (drew a walk I recall), she was thoroughly legit. Daughter of the A’s pitching coach at the time I believe. Somewhat notable, but nobody cared.

When I played little league, we had a girl on our team who was absolutely better than all of the boys in the entire league. I remember the only thing I was pissed about was that she didn’t have to wear a cup.

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

I remember hearing that Ichiro used to hit bombs in BP and was more of a line drive hitter in game on purpose. Ohtani’s swing seems like if Ichiro said fuck it, chicks dig the long ball.

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

No, you can make edgy jokes. They just have to be jokes. What about this guy dropping on the court has to do with getting two possessions? I’m not sure people are getting the connection.

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

Grayson Allen must be kicking himself.

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

Eh, I’m not sure one on one does Jordan any favors, Lebron is talker, bigger and faster. I think Lebron takes him in 1 on 1.

You win the internet today. Take your prize, collect $2 (in pennies, thanks Grandpa!) and go home.

I am looking forward to my grandparent years so I can do shit exactly like this.

I still don’t understand why golf and tennis require absolute silence. I’m sure it’d be a lot easier for a major leaguer to drill a 98mph fastball into the upper deck without 60,000 screaming maniacs.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.

I bet they could beat the Browns