RIP, Edward Herrmann. I didn't know he had brain cancer.

He was definitely the creepiest vampire in "Lost Boys."

IS ANYONE HERE OR DOES ANYONE KNOW A JEWISH GIRL WHO READS JEZEBEL?! (and can someone please approve my comment ASAP 'cause if the girl in question exists I hope she reads this)

Ahhh hahaha we did this to my mom too! Told her our Marine brother couldn't come home until after Christmas Day and then had him jump out of a box. She almost deafened my daughter (who she was holding) with her scream, lol. Good times had by all!

God she is such a stunner. And I know like in my brain that she has a TEAM of makeup people to assist but her eyeliner could straight up cut someone. Confession- if I won the lottery tomorrow, I would spend every penny on a makeup artist to keep my liner that sharp.

I'm less concerned about the tasteful sideboob nipples, and more concerned about why the fuck her arms are so tiny.

Little-known fact: Bolivar Trask was really good with a camera and was frequently invited to White House events.

standing around in front of a Christmas tree wasn't really her kind of thing

I got her an interstate highway. Chicks love interstate highways.

HC is killing that pantsuit and cat combo.

"Shit, shit, shit... is that... wait... what's her name again? I hope she plays it cool, because I seriously don't need this shit today."

Everyone on here saying that "Jesus turned into a zombie anyway, LOL" is incredibly offensive. Jesus, upon Resurrection, was not a zombie. His command of speech and mastery of arcane powers means that he was a LICH.

my guest bedroom has a mural of a day of the dead / nativity / mexican lotería scene. Luckily these humourless fucks aren't invited to Costa Ricas. On the other hand, All you Jezzies are. Merry whatever you celebrate in December!!! (Oh yes, festivus is today!)

If two people who seemed to have literally been made for each other (by Vincent Price as The Inventor) and had perfectly subverted the issues of cohabitation can't make it, who among us can? I'll take this as proof that humans weren't meant to mate for life.

Those of us from Colorado have known this for years. The drive from Denver (5,280 feet) up to the mountains (>10,000 feet) is always a flatulent experience.

Whoever did this is an honest-to-god supervillain.

The first amendment doesn't give you the right to protest on private property without consent from the owners. They did not have permission.

These Sony Leaks are getting more and more fascinating by the day.

omg so much one direction it is a christmas miracle everything is good and nothing hurts

A+ to whoever put Niall in an Irish elf/leprechaun sweater