Deadspin and Jezebel ARE in the same office. But we have all been pretty secretive about this just because it’s funnier that way.

so what have the office shenanigans (related or unrelated to the date) been like? i mostly imagine the deadspin/jezebel writers huddling together to publish something, giggling, and waiting for the reaction of the opposite party, who, without fail, mutter about how they’re gonna get them good in the next article.…

i propose a vote to make this crossover permanent, any seconds?

As a black person, I love how he is using racial remarks as an excuse to do this. He thinks Black America is gonna be like “oh she called him the n-word so he had to do it.” This dude needs to rot.

What the actual fresh hell.

Oh she’s allowed to take maternity leave, you’re just not allowed to tell her she has to give it to other people.

“the lower-paid workers who handle Netflix DVDs are not included in the company’s expanded paid leave program.”

Maybe everyone is too shocked from him stepping out from his usual role as the conflicted, gay son to write about it? (Justice for Jack Benjamin.)

Man, I was so jazzed for this film when I first heard about it, but the trailer does a huge disservice. Aside from showing basically the WHOLE DAMNED FILM, I was way less enthused about seeing the movie after watching the trailer. Too many lazy writing/directing choices were evident. It looks like a Nora Ephron movie,…

its like..i won’t pay theater prices for this but you best believe i will be renting it the SECOND it comes out on VOD, much like i did with Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 2 (which was a resounding delight, i recommend to all).

At least it means that short hair is a good douche filter.

HEAR HEAR. PIXIES FO LYFE.

“I’m a toe guy,” he said. “Your toes are fine.”

THE WAR ON THE PIXIE CUT MUST END. It’s hot, goddammit!

“You’re way hot! Why’d you cut your hair? Now you’re not as fuckable to me! Omg sheesh take it as a compliment.”

“As for him complimenting her toes and why people are upset about that…sorry…no idea. Steve likes girl’s toes. People should be appreciative when they get complimented.”

The tradition of dickhead radio shock jocks is one that wouldn’t be missed by me if it went away. So few of them even do it well. Also, the only toes I compliment are “Paultoes”.

How is fammly formed?

I taught summer school for a while—and pool / water park / ocean swim day were always “nobody gets to leave this pavilion until they are literally saturated in SPF45 hey you get back here you are not saturated enough” days.

Don’t “run out” of sunscreen that is fucking negligent.

That is severe neglect. I hope this means they have lost their license and that no one involved will be in this business again.