Didn’t she also abandon her cats or her boyfriend’s cats or some other cats?

Is he saying Steve’s dead?

This Thanksgiving I’m thankful for the Russo Brothers

One of my mom’s students sent him a letter saying that he inspired her to listen to her heart and move to NYC and he actually responded with a very personable letter. I also do like his interviews because he normally knows the person he’s interviewing and they’re so much more candid.

Also, his dog is cute as fuck.

My friend knows his family and adores him. Apparently he’s very sweet and he came back to his high school in STL to speak to the kids.

The asshats on my Facebook are already saying that things are worse in Syria so this doesn't matter. Just no.

I’m so sorry. Someone on Facebook uploaded the video and it auto played for me too. I’ve never once been happy something played automatically as I scrolled past.

I honestly thought I was still sleeping when I woke up to this news. It's absolutely horrific. I don't know what else to say.

Justice for Run Away With Me!!!!

Maybe everyone is too shocked from him stepping out from his usual role as the conflicted, gay son to write about it? (Justice for Jack Benjamin.)

Mamma Mia!: 80s Edition

Off topic, but someone brought an assault rifle into my sister’s place of work the other day to protest gun restrictions and was nearly shot by someone who was concealed carrying and trying to be a hero. My sister works at a fast casual restaurant. I mean, Sis does work in the South, but she thought she was going to…

“You’re way hot! Why’d you cut your hair? Now you’re not as fuckable to me! Omg sheesh take it as a compliment.”

My grandmother used to have cows. They did not like me.

Obviously all Midwesterners live on farms and drive our horse and buggies to Wal-Mart so we can pick up our 6-packs of Budweiser while listening to Kenny Chesney.

Fun fucking fact: the Midwest is a diverse place and not all of us live on farms with a plethora of cows. I was a champion hunt seat equitation rider, my sister is opening a glassblowing studio, my dad is an engineer, and I’m from the same town as Karlie. Holy shit there actually is civilizaton out here!!!

LIL BUB IS MY LIFEBLOOD I LOVE LIL BUB GOD MARK I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW BUT I REALLY DONT DID YOU CRY WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPSLOCKS IM CRYING RIGHT NOW

Once my boyfriend gave me flowers and the flowers gave me hives. No flowers, please!!! Instead, give me a hamburger.

Mama CaptainBromerica writes romance novels, so I stay away from them for obvious reasons but welp I’m totally buying this one. Damn it, Kelly!!