Loser Sons of Politics. Erin, you are doing the Lord’s work.

“Missouri Man” is becoming the new “Florida Man.”

Being a native STLian, I fucking love this. But Planned Parenthood is still going to have to follow the state laws to a T just so they don’t get shut down. I can only hope this changes things in MO, but things just seem to keep getting shittier.

Preach! My last name has an “accent mark” over one of the letters and I have to fight people to get them to spell it correctly. Stop being lazy and spell my name correctly! I know you never learned about it in school but damn well figure it out now and respect my heritage.

My best friend’s dad’s family has a building named after them at a very fancy liberal arts college in Massachusetts. She was accepted and received a handwritten note from the president of the college. And had a single her first semester.

THE TAN LINES!!!

I’m heartbroken, but I still have ABBA karaoke to get me through this tough time.

That photo is honestly the level of cool I aspire to be

I feel dirty after reading this.

The Fourth Haim? More like the Other Three Nickses.

[Edited because wow too early in the morning for brain to work]

So should I submit the story of how my Romanian boyfriend nearly sold me for a goat when we went to visit his family in Constanta?

I hate it! It's flake city for me and don't even get me started on the liner. Plus it doesn't come off! If I wanted my eyes to be glued shut forever I'd go jump into a bog.

A little offended she called Anastasia "good" instead of a "life-changing, spiritual experience."

Let the truth set you free~

Have you tried the powder and the stencils????? That shit is amazing. Coat with the clear brow gel and just....be still my beating heart. When I was in Romania I got my brows done at one of her stores there and it was amazing. Spiritual experience.

which high end brand should I buy? I've got the Dolce and Gabbanas (which don't stain a Starbucks coffee cup once dry!!!) but I hear the YSLs are nice.

What do you think of the new contouring trend? My sister works for a sephora and she gets a lot of people looking for the full on Kim K look which doesn't look that great when walking down the street. Which often leads to yelling. Also KVD vs Anastasia contour kit? I find the KVD too warm.

do you too worship at the altar of Anastasia???

leaving work early to mourn