I'm afraid to watch him turn into a whackadoodle because I'm afraid I'd wake up to find him staring at me from my closet.

Edited because I shouldn't write comments half asleep.

Divination. I get to drink tea and make shit up, like that's the dream right there.

Because, even if you're an intelligent, well-spoken, multilingual, successful international human rights lawyer, you ain't shit if you don't have a husband!

because lets be real holidays aren't really holidays if the federal government doesnt let you off of school or work

MAY THIS DAY FOREVER MORE BE A FEDERAL HOLIDAY

Wow that cat and I dance the exact same way.

I always imagined Scarlett as someone who would be against rodeos? Oh how wrong I was.

Seconded. The boyfriend's parents are Romanian and god damn some of the things they say make my eyes pop out of my head.

I went to Pi, ordered a large Delmar, and then I ate it by myself. No shame. No regrets. I had to be rolled to my car but it was worth it.

Mama CaptainBromerica's boyfriend is one of the firefighters currently working and apparently an accelerant was used for a few of the fires, so the temperatures are very hot and conditions are dangerous. Everyone please stay safe!

While this is a very important, I would just like to mention this is Flora Place at Grand, which is 20 minutes away from Ferguson.

You like Imo's?! I'm a native and I can't stand provel. Pi, on the other hand? I want that every day and every night. Anyway, I can provide the gooey butter cake and the t-ravs in abundance. Ooh and the pork steaks too.

I just flew in this morning for the holidays but I've been spending half my time there and half my time on the East Coast for work! Born and bred and stress-baking gooey butter cake. I'm currently in Kirkwood but I'm normally up in Florissant because of family. My best friend is currently on the scene reporting for…

Stay safe, fellow STLer! Mama Captain Bromerica said that the post office boxes were locked because of pipe bombs and I really hope that's not true or a serious threat.

I knew this was going to happen. I didn't want it to happen but as soon as I remembered that MO has a law about any "reasonable" fear for ones life I realized it wasn't going to happen.

My state almost didn't let me vote absentee and my mom nearly had her ballot withheld. Shit's getting crazy.

i'm not upset about benedict cumberbatch but i do want to look like a baked potato...

Aaaaand I definitely just sent this to everyone I know. Now to dress my cat up for Halloween and take him trick-or-treating.

Fuck off, NYT. If I want to shove my face full of homefries and Nutella crepes every Sunday morning, I damn well will.