Needs to be more 'hey, babe, can you lift your arm up a little bit because my hand just fell asleep.'

But we do have two more cases in the works, including the federal challenge in Kansas City and the one in St. Louis from when the city officials issued marriage licenses to four same-sex couples. We're really pushing for this to go through!

According to Mama CaptainBromerica, who was there that night, they did it right after intermission and before the orchestra starting playing and were all paying customers. (Since apparently people are saying they snuck in?? Okay, STL. Okay.) She says they were very nice and it was a very moving experience.

I saw Gone Girl and now I can shut up about Gone Girl and my boyfriend who saw Gone Girl won't talk about Gone Girl and god damn that was a good movie.

I was thinking more along the lines of a solid 1000.

Those white pants are flawless.

I'm very uncomfortable with the obsession that white, male politicians have with my vagina and what happens to be inside of it.

Deep in my heart I still believe that Hillary Duff is just an Italian pop star in disguise.

Remember when Leighton Meester's singing career was a thing?

Whenever I successfully think I've forgotten all about This Means War, someone always brings it back up and I remember the 97 minutes of my life I wish I could get back.

Once I broke my wrist rescuing my cat from the balcony. She did not appreciate being rescued and I did not appreciate going to the hospital. Fuckin' cats.

How does she look decent wearing a collander? My driver's license photo makes me look like a drunk twelve-year-old boy.

I want to petition these people to make the entire series starring real ducks because I would watch the shit out of it.

And they'll high five over him when they lap him.

With Meryl Streep narrating, of course!

If they can do it to Oprah in The Butler they can do it to anyone.

And by movie you mean a six-hour epic that chronicles their lives, love, and struggles in America's changing landscape, right? Because I need that like now.

I'm seriously invested in Scarlett J.'s life for some reason. So, yay! Congrats!

I'm a grown woman and Shiloh is one of my fashion icons. #noshame