Gah. What a disgusting violation of privacy. She took those probably thinking they would stay private and now they're online for everyone. Christ, if I see another comment about her boob shape I'm gonna go nuts.

I JUST WANT IT TO BE YOU AND I FOREVERRR.

I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN WE'RE TOGETHERRRR.

I have to stop my car whenever "Little White Lies" plays because I jam the fuck out.

My mom brings it up at family gatherings and calls Niall the one that "looks like Cruella DeVil." Sigh. One day my love for that sweet Irish prince will be appreciated.

Officially going under my list of "Reasons Why One Direction is Awesome and Fully-Grown Women Can Listen To Them So Shut Up Mom."

I just threw up in my mouth.

The vast majority of that collection looks like my grandmother's curtains. I like the military green trench coat but what on earth is this swiss dot embroidered Romanian dress? The model doesn't even look good in that how on earth would anyone else?

STL Co. is the place I call my hometown and I'm in the area right now. The vast majority of people I've contacted (including my friend who was working at the Quik Trip when it was looted and my other friend who is a reporter who was injured) completely believe the county PD is in the wrong here.

This book is actually Christmas-themed! It's going to be out in October because nothing can wait until after Thanksgiving.

I was in a sorority and had an amazing experience, so I'm normally the first to defend them but this is ridiculous. My chapter had girls from a bunch of different ethnic backgrounds, socio-economic backgrounds, religions, and sexual orientations.

I don't read my mom's books, but, apparently, in her new one the firefighter is introduced to the main protagonist because he gives her cat an oxygen mask after he rescues the cat from the house fire. I'm going to be honest and say I'd be all over that too.

I've been spending the last year managing a political media team but I used to work for a lifestyle website that dabbles in whimsy and mason jar stuff so I'll keep you all updated since I shamefully just submitted my application. (Whoops!)

I actually qualify for this but I'm pretty sure I would be embarrassed to say I work for Blake Lively. Tempted to apply just for fun...

This is how the conversation went down:

My mom is a popular romance novelist and definitely knows what fisting is. I should ask her to poll her writer friends about it.