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Zero to cunty in two comments.

Bring it up all you want but don’t be a whiny baby about it. “They’re marshmallows”, says the living, breathing middle of a fucking S’mores.

He can bring it up without being such a crybaby about it.

That red “A” she wore was clearly for “Advanced”.

Funnier people than Jo Koy have bombed as awards show hosts. Looking at you, David Letterman. Difference there is that in the aftermath, as far as I know, Letterman never called Oprah and Uma marshmallows, and instead made himself the butt of the joke. Jo, you could stand to learn from Dave.

The rest of the cast was 5-8 and under, so...

No, Jo, just let it blow over, don’t make it a bigger deal, you dummy! Ugh, why are famous people just incapable of not posting through it...

If you can still do it, you’ve not been cancelled. What’s hard about that?

You know who got cancelled? The directors who were blacklisted after the House Un-American Activities Committee Hearings. They didn’t work again, or had to do so under false names.

I mean, you have a point, although I’m not sure how well it works when the movie in question is... The Beekeeper.

CK won a fucking 2022 Grammy for material he put out in 2020, two years after admitting he jerked off in front of coworkers who were too freaked out or concerned about their livelihood to kick him in the fucking face. Like... come on. He stopped touring for 9 months and that was ENTIRELY self-directed. Do you consider

Yes, but Maverick isn’t a naval aviator, he’s a superhero.

I think the lack of meaningful consequences for the majority of culture war dipshits who invoke the phrase “cancel culture” while they cry into their piles of cash (often provided by streaming services!) is the thing you’re maybe not understanding.

Top Gun: Tokyo Drift hits theatres in June 2025.

Can we stop with the narrative that Top Gun: Maverick was the savior of the cinema? Sure it’s a very good movie and did extremely well but Spider-Man: No Way Home made more money in a shorter amount of time during one of the biggest surges in Covid since the spring of 2020.

Is AV Club one singular person? If not, do they all share one singular brain? Why are you relying on this AV Club person/brain to tell you what’s GOOD and what’s BAD, instead of reading the posts and deciding for yourself? Is it truly hypocritical if people at the same workplace have different opinions?

People have

This probably isn't lamer but my dad is a massive massive fan of the show since he's from Jersey.  He'd quote Pine Barrens and random Paulie lines and yell Gabagool from time to time.  I was too young to watch the show.  I thought for the longest time it was about a guy in the Pine Barrens who runs a walnut store who

Tesla’s market cap peaked at 1.2 trillion dollars, though is slightly lower today at just three quarters of a trillion. SpaceX is another quarter of a trillion. Twitter was allegedly worth 44 billion, though much less today. Elon’s net worth is a quarter of a billion alone.

Just, hypothetically, how much do you think

One my favorite sub-genres of HORRIBLE internet takes is when someone takes two statements that two different people or groups of people made and pretends that one person or group said both things... to get that sweet sweet exposing hypocrisy in a comment section high.

The Carolina Squat. It was made illegal for a reason.