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The Price Is Right. Just getting to see Bob Barker live would have been a treat.

Username checks out.

I’m generally a Stewart/TDS apologist, but this is easily the stupidest thing he’s ever done.  WTF.

Much better explanation than the article, thanks.

That reminds me, I need to rewatch The Five Year Engagement.

I love sports.  Just hate watching them on TV.

you went into acting expecting to be unsuccessful at it

Sure, but it’s a lot easier to determine which team did the most sportsballs.

Still the best pre-SLJ version of Nick Fury.

Spousal abuse, apparently, wasn’t considered a big issue back in 1980"

“50 cent version of Batman” is pretty much Rorschach’s entire deal though.

people everywhere with a fetish for peering frustratedly at sun-damaged touchscreens while standing in a trash-strewn CVS parking lot

I genuinely love this line.

This is exactly what Loper Bright Enterprises v. Raimondo was all about.

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here, who can afford a nanny and a house big enough to have a bath.

Are there that many people who want to hear Judy garland say “Fuck me, big boy”?

Call me when they figure out Norm McDonald doing his Burt Reynolds impersonation.  I’ll buy that one.

He’s got no range though. He can do creepy & weird and laid back & weird, and that’s it.

Yeah, but You Only Live Twice is a bit shit though.