They’re basically the sci-fi version of the John Wick franchise: The first was a surprising gem, the sequels range from competent retreads to boring AF.

“This Epstein angle was the shit I expected,” which is sort of an odd thing to say if you’re surprised to be called a pedophile—as anyone who isn’t a pedophile should really be! He goes on to say that he’s “way too famous” to be interested in children and that if he was, he “promise[s] I’d have been arrested.”

Exactly how I feel about Ben Stiller.

kinja sucks!

Found the American.

Holy shit that’s a dumb premise.

Off the top of my head, I can think millions of Americans who dumber shit on the daily than answer calls from unlisted numbers.

“I try my best not to, but I’m a human being.”

That would be one of the risks, yes.

Now, we know what you’re thinking...

Came here to say this. Regardless of his actual guilt, it’s legally smart to do this.

Must have been one hell of a shitty boss. I’ve literally heard more smoke about Schneider than pretty much any other celebrity.

Of course I do, it’s our national animal.

Of course they are.  What a silly question.

If you don’t like “same mistake”, I’m open to “both fucking stupid”.

The evidence that God exists and the evidence that God doesn’t exist are both currently non-existent.

This is the coldest take ever.

I don’t know about edgelords, but atheists are funny in that they’re making the same mistake as religious people.

Season 3 of Homicide: Life On The Street, checking in.

It really is amazing that this janky ass 70s TV show has a cultural footprint as big as it does.