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but I don’t know that that meant I should be in charge”

Watching this right now.  It absolutely nails that “light, but the stakes still feel solid” vibe.

Wait, which Republican SCOTUS judges are we saying aren’t stupid?  Roberts?  That guy’s mid, at best.

Which then begs the question as to why you used it as your sole example.

Disagree. When the criteria for her exclusion is one that has beset the show (and all of its performers) for its entire run, it’s cromulent.

If I were Biden and SCOTUS ruled for Trump, I’d immediately have him assassinated.

Ok.

hey, do this one silly thing over and over and over for five excruciating minutes”

I kinda feel he should get a pass since he’s never, as far as I can tell, evinced any humility whatsoever, even to the point that is was a major part of the DNA of Seinfeld.

Let’s Fuck Galactus.

Yet another reason Fox should never have cancelled Bakersfield P.D.

A hit dog will holler.  Thank you for your service.

We lost cable when we moved out to the sticks 10 years ago, so I’m actually a teensy bit bummed that I am missing out on the masterpiece that is Brian Cox pretending he gives a shit about a Big Mac.

I really wish Alec Baldwin had been a little less precious. Harrison Ford was a downgrade as Jack Ryan.

Must be an Elvis Costello biopic in the works and he’s thirsty for the role for some reason.

The gimmick is eating increasingly spicy fried chicken wings. I don’t come here for the rapport or insightful followups.

Except I don’t need to buy a movie ticket to get that kind of content. It gets provided to me every single day whether I like it or not.

No, I do it because it’s more fun to watch people FAFO after they’ve learned how dumb they are.