“I don’t want you dead”

“but for certain people, that’s the end goal.”

Speaking of the reality of life, at no time will someone with stubble and wearing pink give a crap about what you’ve decided they are.

We’ve been tongue bathing Scott for decades based largely on two landmark films that were the epitome of collaborative film making.

Parse it whichever way makes you comfortable.

Pretty sure the result of this alternative timeline would have meant that both movies would have sucked instead of just Covenant, so I can’t share the sentiment.

Sure, but I think it’s understandable that in 2023, the general reaction to nerds with large data sets they brandish about foolishly is anything ranging from annoyance to outright hostility.

See, this is is why we really don’t need AI. Just pod up a couple of nerds and you can get the same slightly-human effect and blandly “correct” answers.

Benji, my man, you’re supposed to use a burner account when you do stuff like this.

Once again, I am begging, begging to be canceled. Please, cancel me so I can come back and be paid good money to star in films and do live shows.  Is that too much to ask?

Easy to forget when they only account for 20% of Musk’s output. So far.

I mean, he’s the OG trans super-human.

“Benefits for me and not for thee” has been a staple plank of the GOP for a good long while now.

“carrying dead salmon around on their heads.”

Well said.

Uhhh, good for you?

No, they’re right. You can be friendly and open and a great boss, but you need concrete professional boundaries.  Turning your employees into friends is a recipe for disaster.

This is a weird take for an article pointing out the collaborative nature of making movies.

Probably my favourite Nick Frost performance, full stop.

“Ahh ok, that’s not actually what you said”