“You think I can’t feel bad?”

“Wasn’t the mass migration to Mastodon, BlueSky, Threads, and various other Twitter-killers of the week supposed to destroy Twitter?”

Buddy: Elfness Rising

“So...you want me to feel bad about remembering things and talking about them?”

Cool cool cool. Now do the second part of my sentence.

Yeah, I love me some Sam, but he couldn’t really go the distance, and disappeared up his own ass a bit before he passed.

It’s just a nerd thing:  They can’t forget and they can’t shut up about not forgetting.

“homewrecker”

So many dorm room posters.

This site was sold to a clueless media conglomerate which let this site rot. After a few years , it was then resold to vulture capitalists who gutted the shit out of it.

He’s always been likable. It’s just that he’s also always been crusty.

Nah, it’s getting better. Boomers flipped for the GOP in their thirties, while it took Gen X until their forties. As for Millenials and Gen Z, very few of them are conservatives.

Oh good,they made April age-appropriate.

Title of your standup special.

Thanks.

Title of your sex tape.

“No matter what country you’re in, there is free help available and things will get better”